fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

I HATE WHEN I HAVE LONG-HAIRED FRIENDS STAY OVER AT MINE BECAUSE FOR THE NEXT WEEK AFTER I’M CONSTANTLY FINDING THEIR LONG FUCKING STRANDS OF HAIR ALL OVER MY ROOM AND I’M LIKE GODDAMNIT THAT IS NOT MINE

posted 9 hours ago with 2 notes

the-vashta-nerada:

andrewbaggott:

Billy Joel - We Didn’t Start The Fire

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television, North Korea South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, The King and I, The Catcher in the Rye, Eisenhowervaccine, England’s got a new queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser, Prokofiev, Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist bloc, Roy Cohn, Juan Perón, Toscanini, Dacron, Dien Bien Phu falls, Rock Around the Clock, Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn’s got a winning team, Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, ElvisPresley, Disneyland, Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev, Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac, Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge on the River Kwai, Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California, Baseball, Starkweather homicides, Children of Thalidomide, Buddy Holly, Ben-Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia, Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go, U-2, Syngman Rhee, Payola, Kennedy, Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

Hemingway, EichmannStranger in a Strange Land, Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion, Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania, Ole’ Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson, Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex, JFK, blown away! What else do I have to say?

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again, Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, Punkrock, Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline, Ayatollah’s in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan, Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, Heavy metal suicide, Foreign debts, Homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz, Hypodermics on the shore, China’s under martial law, Rock-and-roller cola wars

Are you kidding me? This is perfection. 
Educate yourselves, buckos.  

WHAT A GREAT POST

lycanthropique:

a brief list of confirmed skittles shippers:

  • tyler posey
  • me
  • the demon that possessed stiles
  • derek hale probably
man i can’t believe that we had to fight real titans at fan expo

man i can’t believe that we had to fight real titans at fan expo

posted 22 hours ago with 1 note
facebook’s face recognition is really top notch

facebook’s face recognition is really top notch

posted 23 hours ago with 1 note
Cosplayed as Mikasa Ackerman today.

Cosplayed as Mikasa Ackerman today.

posted 23 hours ago with 2 notes

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

the ultimate dream

inbox:

"you can’t just think every character is queer" watch me. watch me

posted 3 days ago with 24,301 notes
via shazampanic / © rkl3

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

jenarts:

live for punk scully

jenarts:

live for punk scully

posted 3 days ago with 509 notes
via ofgeckos / © jenarts

bittercasgirl:

i really don’t get why the writers are focusing so much on metatron as a villain when he’s like mayonnaise slathered on white bread dipped in elmer’s glue

where the hell is abaddon

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not
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