it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
*shouts from a rooftop and startles some pigeons* I NEED TO FEEL HOT AGAIN HELP ME OUT
i need to get a cuddle buddy, because i just starting using this new conditioner, and my hair is super soft, and someone needs to sit around petting it 24/7
fumu you can’t just maKE TEXT POSTS LIKE THIS
Do you know what your job is? Yes, I do.
i was bartending at a film festival today and suddenly in front of me there was osric chau standing all smiley and polite asking me for a glass of wine and i swear to god i almost had a heart attack
I have reblogged this at least a thousand times
my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”
can we all just take a moment to appreciate the beauty that was the first draft of Hannibal
okay but lesbian dragons
You make a very compelling argument
kirk and her crew — an AU where all of the main character Enterprise crew members are women
have i died and gone to heaven
high school friends are basically people who agree to survive together and it’s sort of like they’re your crew in a zombie apocalypse and after the apocalypse is over somehow you go on to living life and maybe occasionally you’d run into each other and be like “oh yes i see you still haven’t been eaten by zombies that is good” but you no longer have the need to survive together so that thing tying you to these people is just gone
Teen Wolf AU - Allison and Kira are normal teenagers/girlfriends by day, serial killers by night.