the stranglehold this image has on my brain. every time someone mentions that they’re going to the bathroom my reflexive response is always “go piss girl”, like saying “bless you” in response to a sneeze
Queer music is impossible to define because we are not a monolith and we all have our own tastes and styles but it sure is not harry styles and taylor swift
I can never reblog that one post that’s like “what fictional food did you desperately want to eat as a child ” bc I had this dinosaur book as a kid and in the book there was this illustration of a T. Rex eviscerating a Triceratops and feasting on its remains and it looked like it was having such a good time with the triceratops carcass that I would have traded anything to be that T. Rex. And I can’t just add that to a random stranger’s post
I see how it is you can all post about cannibalism and blood drinking and it’s cool it’s normal it’s ENCOURAGED even but I say I wanted to indulge in the absolute carnage of felling a 26,000 lb horned beast with my hands and then feasting upon the spoils of my victory as a child and suddenly IM the weird one
Everyone says they want a weirdgirl who is hot and strange and off-putting and then she says she’s harboring a secret desire to be a Mesozoic superpredator from the late cretaceous and you all switch up REALLL fast
this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked
Beachy cw actress waves are my worst enemy like conceptually they send me into an animalistic rage. Anytime they show a lesbian with a fresh salon blowout I feel so angry. It’s cruel and inhumane akin to like clipping a dogs ears.
I hate modern science fiction shows, all filmed in flatly lit green screen. I miss when science fiction shows weren’t cowards and just told the audience that every inhabited planet in the galaxy looked like British Columbia.
When they go to the futuristic planet you better believe they go to one of seven specific buildings in Vancouver.